How does one fist a watermelon? And more to the point, why?

1) place rubber glove over hand....etc etc.

As for your second question, it was begging for it in ways only a watermelon can. (You can peruse the consent forms if you must.)

its not my anticapitalisation mehitabel
said archie its merely the essence
of the form
headbutting a computer keyboard is
much easier than an
old fashioned typewriter
i still need opiates for the headache