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[johnny9fingers]

Please don't expect anything like sense from me for the next gawd-knows-how-long....if that's a sensible measure of time somewhere between a nanosecond and a Yuga.
Very probably there will not be a lot of nonsense either unless I can get my head together even slightly, and this ain't about drugs....well other than endorphins, anyway.

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[johnny9fingers.livejournal.com]

You are vile, Em, vile.

And besides fotherington-tomas is never capitalised, so yah boo sucks to you 2 say molesworth, teror of 3b, I point my ray-gun in yore genral direktshun: ker-pow, the niusance is no mor.

As for the fisting entry in your Dictionary of Perverse Sexual Practises, what you do with Nick is your own business....these days it only works with a watermelon for me, and no-one touches the spleen.

[(Anonymous)]

How does one fist a watermelon? And more to the point, why?

Nuts to you and your anti-capitalization. I fist in your general direction.

Re: jealousy - I'm not jealous, but I mock you affectionately anyway. Mind you, what did you expect me to do? It is me, after all.

M

[johnny9fingers.livejournal.com]

How does one fist a watermelon? And more to the point, why?

1) place rubber glove over hand....etc etc.

As for your second question, it was begging for it in ways only a watermelon can. (You can peruse the consent forms if you must.)

its not my anticapitalisation mehitabel
said archie its merely the essence
of the form
headbutting a computer keyboard is
much easier than an
old fashioned typewriter
i still need opiates for the headache

[johnny9fingers.livejournal.com]

Also, when have I ever suggested you're jealous.....