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johnny9fingers ([personal profile] johnny9fingers) wrote2011-06-19 11:15 am
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A dish best served cold....

Oh, what I wouldn't give for an uninterrupted five four hours sleep. I do believe Madame feels much the same.

Perhaps next month.

When he's twenty I shall tease young Henry about many things: the number of attractive women taking his clothes off and peering at him intently; the nature of babies' explosive poo; the finicky and pernickety dining habits of the very young; and regurgitation as a form of ad hoc criticism for those yet to discover language. Nevertheless, without teasing or jest, I shall try to convey to him the sheer awfulness of doing without sleep for any length of time.

I'm planning how to guilt-trip the poor lad good and proper. It's not just boarding school that gives a young person a deformed psyche: it's the parents demanding their pound of flesh too. But I paraphrase the poet, Larkin. What Larkin misses in the process is the glee involved on the parents' part. :)

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