i) I'm not beautiful. So there's really no excuse.
ii) I was prepared (if she had given it me) to take her number and find out what she was like when sober.
iii) Apparently her boyf was there too. (Got away without getting involved in a fracas - a win.)
iv) If she'd been sober and still thought that (some folk have eccentric taste - though it would have to have been very eccentric in this case) then perhaps.