I was working the door for a friends band. I had just shown up to see them, but seeing as how the leader of the band was incapable of dealing with the door under the best of circumstances, I took over. Through the evening a very cute, and as the evening went along, slightly tipsy waitress kept flirting with me. After a certain point she started doing the lean. Every man loves the lean, but at a certain point I felt enough was enough. I took her firmly but gently by her very slim shoulders and said "They're very nice, but please take them off my chest".

She walked away. After about 5 feet turned and looked at me. Then walked over to some friends, said something to them, and as one they all looked at me.

Poor little thing, I think I may have invalidated her entire world view with that one sentence.