johnny9fingers | (no subject)

The Mole had been working very hard all the morning, spring-cleaning
his little home. First with brooms, then with dusters; then on
ladders and steps and chairs, with a brush and a pail of whitewash;
till he had dust in his throat and eyes, and splashes of whitewash all
over his black fur, and an aching back and weary arms. Spring was
moving in the air above and in the earth below and around him,
penetrating even his dark and lowly little house with its spirit of
divine discontent and longing. It was small wonder, then, that he
suddenly flung down his brush on the floor, said 'Bother!' and 'O
blow!' and also 'Hang spring-cleaning!' and bolted out of the house
without even waiting to put on his coat. Something up above was
calling him imperiously, and he made for the steep little tunnel which
answered in his case to the gravelled carriage-drive owned by animals
whose residences are nearer to the sun and air. So he scraped and
scratched and scrabbled and scrooged and then he scrooged again and
scrabbled and scratched and scraped, working busily with his little
paws and muttering to himself, 'Up we go! Up we go!' till at last,
pop! his snout came out into the sunlight, and he found himself
rolling in the warm grass of a great meadow.

Easter weekend seems to have its own program this year. Given that next Friday I have a second date I'd better clean the flat.
[Puts head in hands contemplating the task ahead.]

There are things worth rejoining the world for, but I never knew spring cleaning was one of them.
Anyway, I always wanted to be Ratty: and for a time I suppose folk thought of me as Toad, but I never thought I'd turn into Badger, who lives in the country and doesn't go into society much anymore.

Mole will do.

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i have been a bit mole since i got back. when terri goes today there will be cleaning in her room, too.

I stopped halfway through the first room and started reading a newspaper instead. I'm such a fucking lazy mole. However, I have gathered unto me all my will (which in my youth was wont to punch through a foot of steel-plate and which now cannot escape a wet paper bag) and am determined to do it tomorrow.

tomorrow is always a good day to do such things.

Well done about the date, she said without meaning to sound condescending in the slightest. There's a joke in there about grey hair and badgers, but I'm far to polite to make it.

Good luck with the cleaning.

M

"And how do you know it was dead, son?
Its tongue was hanging out."

Would that have been the punchline?

See you and Nick and Stephen later. I'll no doubt get the third degree then.

Only the third degree? I doubt it.

Brace yourself...

M

I may feign illness and not turn up.