Yeah, but we don't mug old age pensioners. Or shoot classmates. Or happy-slap some old codger to death so we can post it on you tube.

Alas I'm no longer quite that young man. The fact that in my youth, women fell like ninepins for my small exercise of charm, doesn't change the here and now.

Poor Sandra. We split in '92 and I felt pretty bad about my treatment of her, though she set the precedent if you catch my meaning. If a girl gives a chap an excuse to behave badly, well....