At last, time to rest...

[johnny9fingers]

The mother had a car accident. She ended up in hospital for observation. This was only a couple of days before Mu's birthday celebrations on the day we lost the colonies. Her car was a total write-off, obvs. Then I had a lovely letter on my email telling me that my computer had been hacked and they had compromising pics of me...

So obviously I told them to publish and be dammed while hoping they got my better side on their stolen cam stuff. Also I copied it into the Police and asked a few chums about following up the web addresses etc. Then I apologised to those chums on my email list who may have been put off their breakfasts by unfortunate camera angles etc.

And having gone through all of that I wait with bated breath to see just which of my interesting liaisons or moments of self-pleasure have caught the interest of the prurient-minded, or just those looking for tips.

If they ever do see the light of day and you come across them, marks out of 10 please. (I know it should go up to eleven, but that may be a bit too far, even for me.)

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[garote]

I get an email like that about once every six weeks. Always fake; always immediately deleted.

[johnny9fingers]

Well I wondered if the passwords it had shown me were from the LiveJournal data breach. Which is possible, but it's the first time I've ever had something like that; with details etc.

Who knows. I'll await any developments before dropping my pose of complete insouciance. :)