We could start a branch of the Grumpy Old People Club.
Personally I can't wait until I'm old enough to have a bath-chair, pushed by a nurse in a white starched uniform, whilst I point my antique brass ear-trumpet at some young whippersnapper shouting "Speak up boy, can't hear what you're saying. STOP MUMBLING." I have to get a monocle like Patrick Moore's. And I shall have to cultivate a twitch. And wave my cane in impotent rage. Bah, humbug.
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Date: 2008-01-27 10:10 pm (UTC)Personally I can't wait until I'm old enough to have a bath-chair, pushed by a nurse in a white starched uniform, whilst I point my antique brass ear-trumpet at some young whippersnapper shouting "Speak up boy, can't hear what you're saying. STOP MUMBLING."
I have to get a monocle like Patrick Moore's. And I shall have to cultivate a twitch. And wave my cane in impotent rage.
Bah, humbug.