Ah, the wicked ways of my youth...

[johnny9fingers]

Ah the wicked ways of my youth....

The notion of a 'mistress' (a lady of taste and discrimination what does, as the esturine amongst us would have) is normally associated with marriage. Being the lad I was, alongside my live-in girlfriend there would be the occasional times when I met a women with whom I could share other than my more abstract pursuits.
When I lived with Sandra, who was my bridge partner as well as my partner in other things, I did have the [searches for acceptable euphemism] hmmm, occasional and sporadic extra-non-marital affair.
Hazel was one such.
I imagine I was convenient and given to taking sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll quite seriously: and I suppose I was a laugh and a support as H. went through her divorce. In fact H. jokes from time to time that I was a necessary stop on the itinery of the divorcing housewives of Surrey during the 90's. This sort of thing can tend to spoil a chap. Even now, when the soul of involuntary chastity, dammit, I have memories enough not to worry should I never have sex again.
H. discarded me quite quickly, having understood that I wasn't much more than a good laugh; and we remain good chums to this day.
She turns fifty this week. There's a hall booked for Saturday. We'll all get drunk (apart from me: I have to drive home). Blimey.

Happy Birthday Hazel.
(and Em, if you're reading this you can point H towards it. Even if she never speaks to me again.)

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[johnny9fingers.livejournal.com]

Hugely, I would have thought, and in some ways more narrow. But there's hope for you chaps yet.
I'd hate to be thought of as tame, even now approaching my dotage: but the the present generation appears to have widened the divisions between feral and civilised.
In my day a touch or roguishness was de rigueur but we were still supposed to retain a vestigial notion of civilisation even when bedding an inappropriate woman. Courtesy first, m'dear.